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The sphere of the rarely occuring ways to die

The sphere of the rarely occurring ways to die

They’re born by a desperate, ironic and psychologically damaged in poetic way writer who doesn’t feel the slightest pity for them. They are six.
Joro had an impolitely round body. His stench varied from sickening to stench from which you can’t stop yourself from cutting your own throat so that he won’t follow you. Secretly he was worried that no one has seen his penis yet and he is 40 but he explained that with the fact that he was a true puritan. He wrote masterpieces which his parents appreciated while they were providing for him. Until one day Baron Jack’s invisible hand dragged him right into the Sphere of the rarely occurring ways to die.
Helen looked like she came out of a painting. This wasn’t entirely false because there was hardly any part of her body which was truly hers. She fixed her nose when she was 13, her lobe and ears when she was 14, her bottom jaw – 15, teeth whitening, breast augmentation, ass reduction and leg correction at 16 and by the age of 17 she finally polished her skull to complete her perfection, to become what she always wanted to be. And now  she clearly realized how she is entirely flawless and better than everyone else who are born, who were born, and will be born. At the age of 18 she was thrown into the Sphere of rarely occurring ways to die.
While Joro was playing writer and Helen was playing perfect, Steven was playing a shrewd manipulator. His breath smelled like blue cheese and was mentally disordered as far as psychopathological books allowed him to be. He had various psychological complexes, he was the romantic hangover of his parents and he had found the greatest way to feel complete, despite that he was ugly, lazy and as thick as a plank. He lied and confused others only for personal pleasure. The only friend Stephen had and loved was his trustworthy molecule-feeder which he was convinced didn’t stop following him.
Mirena was one of those people who were designed to work in town administration. She was devoid of any imagination, she was obnoxious, instinctively sucking up to authorities, and was in possession of a huge ass which protected her back and on which she could bounce if she ever got bored during her endless days behind the cash bank. She was certain that everyone are in love with her and she hated everyone. She recognized her right to tell others how should they speak, think, eeat, rest, duck, lose weight, dress and live.
Goth was an amazingly apt to music. But he couldn’t understand if he likes a given song before he knew what genre is it and which year was it produced. Because he only liked old and hard metal. Everyone who listened to any different genre was a sheer poser.  If Goth wasn’t that dumb, he wouldn’t have had any possibility to make a  living. That’s why he was a manager of the fan group of “We Rape Little Bunnies While Using Nuclear Weapons And We Praise Satan” and took a percent from everything they were paid for.
KHHHRK is a cockroach. And none of the other participants didn’t even know that she also was dragged into the Sphere of the rarely occurring ways to die. Each week the plot will be developed and one of the characters will die. Whoever this is will be decided only by your vote. The participant who got the most votes will disappear from the story in a painful way while the others proceed until there is one remaining.
Besides that we suggest to comment who do you want to die, why or who of your surroundings steps the most on your nerves.
The first choice in the plot is Helen
The second is Steven
The third is Mirena
The fourth is Goth
The fifth is KHHHRK
And the last is Joro

Sorry about the poll being only in Bulgarian, this will be fixed for next round.

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